human heat

There is a small chance we can help each other, and I cannot wait to try it out.

up for interpretation

I haven't updated this in forever, but last night I had a dream that I'd been impromptu cast in this weird rendition of Romeo and Juliet as Mercutio and also a character named Equus, so sometimes my lines would stop being Shakespeare and just start being Peter Shaffer, and I felt I had to share this on my blog.

useless dry humping

Boys confuse me almost more than girls sometimes.

OBAMA

I have never, ever had more faith.

long vacation

All right, folks, let's get back on the horse and try this again.